Booze and Hot Pants

antst00fs:

I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr

(via highupandlowdown)

i-say-no-to-status-quo:

No I’ll be more like :

OR

you forgot one

I CAN’T BREATHE

(via highupandlowdown)

ohdickins:

littl-ebird:

laviesanspeur:

lightly-living:

iam-livingdeadgirl:

nevvzealand:

one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days

i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too

MY LIFE IS A LIE

NO

well

What………………………………

(via highupandlowdown)

notahoe:

eyebrows can literally either make you or break you

(via pizza)

meladoodle:

*jury voice* we find the defendant guilty! 
“i know you are but what am i?”
*jury is immediately under arrest*

(via pizza)

xekstrin:

I bet you think you’re really smart, huh? I bet you think you’re clever, punk! WELL GUESS WHAT! -strokes your face- you are

you are and I love you

(via badgifs)

poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax

(via badgifs)

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

my friend just texted me “figured out how to wear my coat as a skirt and leggings!” with this picture o h my god

she calls it a skoat im cr ying

(via myhopeinlife)

when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2

(via theideofmarch)